Fulsome – Wildly Wicked Word Play

July 29, 2010

The word today rhymes with wholesome and sex is definitely conducive to good health and physical well being. Based on the definition, I figured I would try to use the two words together.

Note that the word today can be used in a negative or positive context. I am choosing to focus on using it in a positive sexual context although some women may disagree.

Fulsome (FUL-suhm)

adjective:
1. Effusive; lavish.
2. Excessive to the point of being offensive.

or from another source

1. Complimentary or flattering to an excessive degree.
2. Of large size or quantity; generous or abundant.

Loin Lunch Super Sized

My secretary called me to let me know my wife had stopped by with lunch. I asked her to hold all my calls while we spent some quality time alone together. My wife entered my office and closed the door holding a small bag of take out. I stood and kissed her affectionately while taking the bag from her hands. It seemed only enough for one so I asked half jokingly “Where’s yours?”

She looked into my eyes, smiled sweetly then dropped to her knees in front of me. “Right here” she said as her hands quickly worked my pants down around my ankles. This was a unexpected surprise.

She took my tender loin in her hot mouth and sucked gently while swirling her tongue around the head. It wasn’t long before she was devouring a huge man stake. Her mouth was watering with desire so she didn’t slow roast this sausage. She knew exactly how to get me hot and ready to serve within minutes. Knowing I was done, she deep throated me and hungrily swallowed a fulsome flow of wholesome man juice.

I collapsed back in my chair as she rose to leave. “Compliments to the Chef. It tasted so sweet and delicious like an elixir from the Gods” she said as she slipped out closing the door behind her. Inside the bag lunch I found a small note that read “Your supper will be simmering and ready to eat at eight, don’t be late. It’s a succulent and sensual treat to be savoured slowly.”

Sexy Suggestion

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Sexy Word a Day Couples Game
How would you use Fulsome in a salacious sentence or provocative paragraph?

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