Meretricious – Wildly Wicked Word Play

July 30, 2010

Flashy hookers and glitzy strippers might come to mind when you read the definition for the word today and think sex. It does relate to prostitution. It also means “based on a pretense” which could involve the practice of inventing imaginary situations in play. Since call girl and strip tease scenarios are very popular sexual fantasies for both men and women, it’s easy to come up with a variety of role-play based couples games for the word today.

Meretricious (mer-i-TRISH-uhs)

adjective:
1. Appealing in a cheap or showy manner: tawdry.
2. Based on pretense or insincerity.

Or from another source:

1. Apparently attractive but having in reality no value or integrity.
2. Of, relating to, or characteristic of a prostitute.

Playful Pretense

The note in my brief case had a bright red lipstick kiss on it and read “Meet Me. Motel at 7 Room 2469”. That had me thinking about her all day. I wondered what frisky games she had planned for tonight. Whatever it was, I knew it was going to be slightly kinky and very naughty.

When I pulled up to the motel I saw her leaning against the wall near the alley. She looked like a sleazy little slut with her come-fuck-me boots, fishnet stockings, garters, short skirt and ultra tight halter top. A blonde wig and heavy make-up transformed her into the classic image of a hooker. She looked so delicious in her meretricious outfit.

I drove slowly up to her and she approached my car. She leaned into the window “You looking for a date?” “Depends on what’s available and how much it’ll cost me” I countered. Smiling, she glanced toward the alley and said “How about a quickie up against the wall for $80?” That had me sold and solid.

After parking the car and looking nervously around for any witnesses, she lead me into the back alley and started undoing my pants. Reaching between her legs, I knew before I felt her that she had her crotchless panties on. She was already dripping wet in anticipation. I picked her up and thrust my cock into her hot pussy as she wrapped her legs around me. I was too excited to last very long but she was already worked up and ready to explode. Biting my shoulder to stop her screams of pleasure, we both came together. My knees went weak and I almost dropped her.

Quickly pulling my pants back up, we hurried into the room she had rented. After some food, we would be ready to continue our sex games. This was going to be a long, hot night and I knew she had more ideas planned for this erotic adventure.

See our post Dirty Dating Ideas to Inspire Your Sexual Roleplaying Games for some more erotic ideas to play outside the bedroom.

Sexy Suggestion

Private Dancer: A strip tease is visually erotic. The key to a great strip tease is seductive eye contact. Wear lots of easily removed clothing and play some specially selected mood music. Slowly remove each piece of clothing while wiggling and swaying provocatively. Tease with a slow simulation of your sexual desires. Build anticipation for the physical pleasures to come.

Sexy Word a Day Couples Game
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